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2009-08-14T23:21:00.000-07:00

lol today very sian
was blog hopping or smth
then went Pohkah's blog and
found the lyrics thing and tried
with meesiam and got these..

Imagine there's no Meesiam(heaven).
It's easy if you try.

There must be an angel
playing with my meesiam(heart).

I see friends shaking meesiam(hands) saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you.

I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning meesiam(love)
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning meesiam(love).

Look at the meesiam(stars),
Look how they shine for you.

Here in my meesiam(car),
I feel safest of all.

wow..
so many words can be replaced by meesiam
..
let's try fattie

I kissed a fattie(girl) and I liked it.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without fattie(you) by my side.

I went down, down, down
and the fattie(flames) went higher.

All you need is fattie(love), fattie(love).
Fattie(Love) is all you need.

You can do anything but
lay off of my blue fattie(suede) shoes.

wtf. i'm being lame. anyone help me please
i'm being lame lame lame
nevermind
try few more
err.. try jasmine

Take on Jasmine(me), take Jasmine(me) on
I'll be gone in a day or two.

Today is gonna be the day
that they're gonna throw Jasmine(it) back to you.

You don't have to put on the red Jasmine(light).

It's like ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a Jasmine(knife).

Yesterday,all my Jasmine(troubles)
seemed so far away.

Jasmine(Money), Jasmine(Money), Jasmine(Money)
Must be funny In the rich man's world.

err i'm really being lame..
seriously lame
lame lame lame
bye

DOOGGGG

2009-08-13T06:26:00.000-07:00

Kay. Let's start.
First period is Math I think
I told Poh Kah a joke so she
could pass
her wo niu bang thingy
Here's the joke..
3 men lived in heaven.
they were going to get
a vehicle from a person
called St. something
then the St. something
told them that their love for their wives
determines how good the vehicles they will get
The 1st man told him
I loved my wife so damn VERY VERY VERY much
then he got a super duper very very very good car
which I forgot
The 2nd man told him
I loved my wife
then he got a mustang
The 3rd man told him
I cheated on my wife a lot of times
and he got a scooter
The next day, the man on a scooter
passed by the 1st man
who got the super duper very very very good car
The 1st man was crying like siao like that
then the man
on the scooter asked
Eh why you cry
Your car so good
My one scooter only leh
Then the 1st man replied
nonono.. It's not about the car I got
It's because I saw my wife passed by on
ROLLER SKATES.
UNDERSTAND??
HAAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY RIGHT? lol

then we learnt interest again
and watched brainpop
there was no internet connection
and Mr Lim wanted to do a quiz de
then he say
you all lucky
no internet connection
lol

Then had science
Yu Ru got called to sit
in Yee Ther's group
and she was like so pek cek lol
Then we cut potatoes
then I challenged Yu Fei something
we cut the potatoes into
cubes
then see who can crush it
with his/her fist in the least
number of times..
It was hard..
I slammed my fist down and
the potato FLEW
YES! IT FLEWWW
FLEW TO MDM ROZANA'S STAGE...
we were like oopss..
Then second try
YES! SLAMMED ONCE AND SMASHED IT! WOOTSS
Then third try
YES! IT FLEWW AGAIN
THIS TIME
to yu fei.
guess what happened
the potato was sliced by the PAPER
YES! YU FEI'S PRATICAL!
lol
IT'S LIKE SLICED THROUGH BUT NOT ALL LA

Then health checked
I ROCK
EYES ARE PERFECT
lol

and WOO
Malay test was postponedddd
Then LA did some poetry things

Then lunched
Yu Ru steals food again..
this time from Jerald Ho
YOU KNOW
YURU HAS A RETARDED NOOB THING THAT SHE ALWAYS DOES
SHE BUY LITTLE FOOD
AND STEALS PEOPLE'S FOOD
OH HOW AMAZING IS THAT..

history, read about Singapore
then HCL
went to practice for story-telling
we are onli at introduction..
wth
and it's on THIS COMING MONDAY
got chance??
say yes
thank you

then it's 3.15..
went to watch the MSP but cannot
MDM ROZANA say cannot so we waited outside
our MSP team say they did well
so WEEEE
then.. We went library cafe for some snacks
I REGRET SPENDING $3.40 FOR 2 CHICKEN CURRY PUFFSSSS
wth. SO EXP LAAAA
anyway.. Kimbo bought ice lemon tea and finished it in
dunno how many minutes
then she started playing with ice..
she vs kaching and Sylvia
Michelle was watching happily beside..
Then BEING THE KIND ONE, MEEE
helped Kimbo go throw ice at Sylvia and Kaching
and 'ACCIDENTALLY' throw at Michelle.
IT HIT HER HEAD
and kimbo was like
using the straw
then PUIH!
it hit Sylvia's eye..
Yea..
then we went to the foyer
to wait for Michelle's grandpa
Then I STARTED MY RUBBER BAND
STEALING GAME
STOLE KIMBO'S TWICE
MIC'S TWICE
KACHING'S ONCE
SYLVIA'S ZERO
you know why sylvia zero?
coz her hair too long
I need pull so loooooooooong
then can take off
sigh..
then mic's grandpa came
and we took it
the four
KACHING, KIMBO, SYLVIA, AND MIC
WERE PRATICALLY SQUEEZING
then suddenly Sylvia's phone rang
her mum called
then she say she on the way home..
then I say SYLVIA DON'T LAA
then Kaching say SYLVIA STOP TALKING
I WANT YOU in a SUPER SUPER DEEP VOICE..
acting to be a boyfriend or something
lol lol lol lol lol
THEN AFTER REACHING MIC'S HOUSE
we say hi and bye to Snowie
and bye to Mic and her grandpa
and we started our EXCITING JOURNEY TO
OUR HOMESSS
THIS IS THE SUPER DUPER NICE PART
we were walking towards a road
HAPPILY LAUGHING
AND TALKING
Sylvia was like scared of dogs
then a lot of dogs there near Michelle's house..
THEN
when we were like 10 metres away from the bend of the road
A CREATURE DASHED FOR US
I SAW IT WAS LIKE OMG
IT WAS BLACK AND IT'S A DOG
WHICH IS A MALE
AND IS FIERCE
it jumped over it's fence and came charging at us
I said OMG
and started walking very quickly
across the road
and KIMBO KACHING AND SYLVIA
WERE LIKE CRAZY WOMEN
especially when Kimbo's hair was down
THE DOG WAS JUST TARGETING US
the THREE GIRLS SCREAMED AND RAN LIKE DUNNO WHAT
I stood behind a car and watched..
The dog ignored me coz i didn't
do anything
RAN FOR KIMBO
THEY WERE SCREAMING like
you know those people in movie
when they meet some aliens or whatever
yea..
the three looked like them..
LUCKILY THERE WAS THIS WIDE DRAIN
SEPERATING THE PAVEMENT AND THE FIELD
WHICH HAD ITS DESTROYED FENCE
THE DOG COULDN'T JUMP OVER TO GET KIMBO
but Kimbo thought it was going to
so she ran backwards towards me
behind a car.
and she was like GRABBING MY BAG
and chanting omg omg omg omg omg
THE DOG RAN BACK
AND TARGETED US
WTH
I WAS dots...
because the distance between the pavement
and the field thing was smaller SO DAMN SMALLER
at the back then the front
I WAS THINKING THAT IT WOULD JUMP OVER
AND I WAS SCARED
IT WAS BARKING
and trying to jump over the drain
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
KACHING AND SYLVIA has made it safely to the pavement away from the dog..
then they were like laughing laughing laughing
then a man came out from the car
and told us not to be afraid
then I was like breathing deeply..
then we walked slowly
to cross the road to the pavement where Sylvia and Kaching is at
and the dog ran towards us again..
WE, yes me and Kimbo
RAN LIKE SIAOOO
RAN RAN RAN RAN RAN
ALL THE WAY TO SYLVIA AND KACHING
stopped only when they shook their hands
that the DOG was not there anymore
THE DOG RUSHED AT US WHEN WE RAN ACROSS THE ROAD
and I think it tried to jump
but failed
IT WAS DAMN SCARY..
really
THE DOG WAS BARKING LIKE DUNNO WHAT
AND IT WAS DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN FIERCE
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
I WAS sweating COLD sweat..
KIMBO WAS LIKE OMG
AND WE SUDDENLY TALKING ABOUT
HOW MANY TIMES WE HAD ALMOST DIED...
this dog thing was once
KIMBO WAS REPEATING AND EMPHASISING THAT
SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE
YES D.I.E.
IT WAS SCARY OKAY
ARGH
bye..

2009-08-09T00:28:00.000-07:00

LALALAAALAAAA

I'm updating again
after like half a month..
updating constantly reallly
killssssssssssssssssssssss
Chak Lam's party rock like dunno what
but Jiak Wan's was more fun
Coz we got to play with
water without teachers scolding...
for Chak's party we got
scolded two times...
._.
Then got like 10+ people
who played with water surround
the teacher
then the teacher started
advising and asked a lot of questions
like
"Why do you all think we shouldn't play with water?"
"In dunman high, we do not allow students to play with flour, water and something else which I forgot, WHY?"
lol..
Yu Tong answered all
Smart eh?
Watched Kung Fu Panda
then suddenly I think is
Estella or me started spraying water
then alot of people joined in
Got lots of blisters on my foot now..
coz ran bare-footed
I WAS WET
FROM HEAD TO TOE
JASMINE AND ESTELLA TOO
The first teacher was kind
he speaked softly and told us
to don't play till this test is over
then before the second teacher came
Xin Le was running coz his bottle empty le
then Rachel Leang was chasing
behind
then Xin Le saw the teacher, then stopped
AND SPLASH!
Rachel splashed the water
on Xin Le right in front of the teacher
LOL!!!!
Then when the teacher ask a lot of questions
I saw Ms Tan
and WAVED.. YES WAVED VERY HAPPILY
then the teacher shouted
CAN YOU BE MORE SERIOUS??
I was like.. okay.. ._.

Friday was National Day celebration
Played Don't forget the lyrics..
My group get all hard de..
In the end we lost..
But Shu Wen's group which consist of Lester
Jerald Yu Ru and Poh Kah got 50
We got 600 lor
SHOULD WIN DE
then lin lao shi let
Xin Le's group
which only got 145 or 140 to win..
NOT FAIR
BYE...

2009-07-17T19:37:00.000-07:00

Yay updating...
Woots
Wee...

lalalalalalalala

........

Yesterday...

First Period Scienceee....
Learnt Microscope...
and changed my GROUP
.....
Yu Ru, Shuen Han and Yu Fei...
Disasters' happening at any moment...
zzzz

Then PE...
...

Recesss
Drank Pocari Sweat
and ate
Bee Hoon...
Then drank another lemon barley...
was damn thirsty ma...

Then LA...
Compre questions...
VERY DIFFICULT...

Then Geog...
Copied a lot of notes.
Then
Jerald Ho, Sheryl, Estella and Ryan
Happily chatting loudly
And SUDDENLY burst out laughing
whatever...
So distracting... Aiyo

Math WAS FREE PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Played Dai di...
And got forfeits..
Coz Mr Lim call some people
to bring barbie dolls..
Then the first forfeit is
hold two naked barbie doll by the legs
then walk to the front of the class
then like get the whole class's attention
then swing the two naked barbie doll...
Then the second forfeit
is take a naked barbie doll then kiss it
at the 'chest' part...
Actually we gave two options..
'Chest' or the bottom part...
lols...
Then Ryan kanna the first forfeit...
damn funny lor..
Then Jeffrey kanna second forfeit...
EVEN FUNNIER...
He keep looking at the barbie doll then say
"I'm not going to do this..."
But then it's forfeit so
cannot like dun do...
So he just kissed it...
like 2/3 times
I forgot how many le la...

Then stayed back for a while.
Play dai di...
Only 3 people, Jeff, Me and Rachel...
So got one extra deck...
Then we secretly change our cards...
Then Rachel was like arranging her cards,
then didn't realise we swapped cards
with the last deck...
Then she was like " HOI!!!!! " when she saw...
But we didn't change back, and we won!!!
Then VERNETTA PHANG came in,
with Jerrold and another 1A guy
dunno his name la...
We were playing 2nd round...
Then she came in with a TEST PAPER...
She want me do it within 15 minutes
for RS..
Then I say I playing dai di!
Then she say u finish playing first
Then she took the last deck
play...
Then the 1A guy say
"Walao she say help us then come here play dai di..."
lols lols lols

Then bla bla bla...
Finish doing the quiz...
used calculator secretly for one question onli la...
Then VERNETTA PHANG SNATCHED AWAY
MY BAG!
AnD SAY VERY COMFORTABLE LEH...
THEN KEEP WEARING IT EVERYWHERE SHE GO...
dots...
Then I was like... " MY BAG! "
and She ran away...
Then Played a bit more dai-di with Rach and Jeff
Jerrold and the 1A guy
joined in for like 3/4 rounds?? yea then
went canteen...
Eat with Rach Jasmine and Si Ying
COz no money, so borrowed from jas n si ying..
Ate Lemon Chicken rice..
Then we watched
our ( Jas, Estella and me ) Bum Movie...
Made me laugh like mad....
It was so nice!!!! and DAMN FUNNY LA!!!
Coz we were like having a pt for Jia Wen
then we got nothing to do coz alot of people go home le
so we decided to act funny things all that lor...
SO FUN LA!!!!
loooolsss...

yays!! going to watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince later~~~
It will be fun!~!!!!
I'll try, TRY to post about the movie later when I come back
Yay!!!
Lol Kay Byes!!!

2009-07-13T05:14:00.000-07:00

Yay! Updating again!!!
Lols...
Here's a personality test....

I think some people might have taken it...
But nvm...

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality.. So think carefully ..... Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis.

PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THE ANSWERS BEFORE
YOU GET YOUR ANSWER!

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ANSWERS!

If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

HAHA!!!

lols....
bet everyone having dots...

ANYWAY
yay didn't went to talk
to Ms Ling..
Sure mumble de...
Wang Qi took over me
At first was Ka-Ching took over me
then Sylvia
then Ka-ching again
then Sylvia again...
then Yi Dan
then finally Wang Qi...

ANYWAY!

I found these pictures damn cool...

LOLS! Best for those unmarried ones...

SO CUTE!! And can rest while your child do the
do the mopping...

I don't quite understand this... What's
this...

... sleep...

Full protection from rain...
Too much carbon-dioxide inside...
will suffocate de...

No more worries for hot food...

My head wont fall off from now on...

Get a fast snack in class eh??

AHHH CHOO!!!! *SWIPE SWIPE,
CLEAN CLEAN FACE* DONE...

lols...
So funny la...
to me maybe...
Today was a lame day...
Except seeing Nicholas Quah I think
in the 158 bus...
and he looks at me in a
*gay* way and smile...
lols...

BYEBYE!!!

2009-07-09T04:13:00.000-07:00

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
RS so sian...
NO mood to write report lor..
MASTER OF THE GAME
by Sidney Sheldon
ROCKS...
I mean the plot la...
not all the sex scences...
Estella love them..

wee...
Today during Geog..
Played a game which
I forgot what it's called
It was NOT fun
as in
the game was a nice game
but with ESTELLA HO QI XIN
in your group...
You might as well quit the game..
Ms Ng
If you're reading this post
The game is fun!
It's just that.. When u have ESTELLA HO QI XIN
in your group... Sigh...
Okay continue...
Erm...

Recess...
Played Dai-di..
Which rocks like siao...
and I won like siao...

Then Music...
Learned that eka is one...

Science...
Fun... as usual...
Mdm Rozana gave us an
assignment on cells...
I didn't know Dunmanians were
so sick...
50% of the 2008 ( or earlier ) Yr 1
did SPERM CELL...
Then Rachel and Shi Ying also doing Sperm Cell...
Me and Jerald also decided to do Sperm Cell too then...
lol...
I learned that Sperm Cell moved at a rate
of 3MM PER MIN...
and their marathon is 1.25 INCHES...
Sperms swing their tails more than 1000 times
to reach their destination : EGG
...
AND MY COMPANY IS
QUACK QUACK SPERMS PTE LTD
nice right?..
I know I know...

Then LA...
As Usual...
Only the starting 6 minutes fun..
We were racing against time...
coz Ms Tan's Laptop left 6 mins
then will die...
lol...

Then Maths...
Chak Lam told two jokes...
Which I didn't hear clearly...
Chak Lam speak abit like unclear,
then he keeps stopping and say
"Wait ar.. I think "
LOL
Then after 5~10 minutes gone...
Mr Lim ask
"Pass?"
Then Yi Dan say...
" Pass la pass la... 不想再听了... 别再让他上来讲了..."
Yi Dan so bad lor...

Then I stayed back to dai-di
till like 3pm...
Then went comp lab do
science proj to 5pm...
Then now 7.27pm...
Done! Bye!

2009-07-08T02:06:00.000-07:00

lalala...
Trying to update my blog
CONSTANTLY!
IF NOT JASMINE OWE ME 500 LOLLIPOPS
IF YES JASMINE OWE ME 500 LOLLIPOPS

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Nothing to write...

Mdm Rozana...
I still remember
first day
she say what she do when she go toilet
when she's in secondary school...
Flick her hair...
Post around...
dots..
SO FUNNY LA!

Today presented hist proj..
almost died..
It's like I'm so NERVOUS...
then I keep mumbling...
sigh...
sry ar
Eugene, Jeff, Ryan, and Xin Le...
WE GOT 51 SLIDES LEH!!!!
THEN WE TRIED TO TALK
VERY FAST LIAO LOR!!!
lol...
15min<....
ARGH!

PC...
Write card...
I drew a sun, a sea
Then people standing on shore
waving
to a boat with H1N1 on it...
SO CREATIVE RIGHT??
Ka-ching say it's childish...
then say I draw not nice...
...
Then I coloured the sun
with ORANGE, YELLOW and RED
and she say NOT NICE!
...

I left some JELLYBEANS!!!
ZZ..
NO ROTTEN EGG LIAO...
sigh..
sian..
NVM..
BYES..

2009-07-07T04:47:00.000-07:00

Dots...
Finally updating my blog...
After seeing so many ppl spamming
on my tagboard to update...

Sigh.. Chak Lam's going
Hannah came and will be going...
LOL!
zzzzzz..... Nothing to write la...

AND I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CLEAR...
YURU HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME...
ONLI VERY VERY SUPER DUPER NORMAL FRIENDS...
And who the hell is o.o???

Okay... Today..
Jerald's back, Mic's back
Kimbo gone...
Jerald bought a packet of jellybeans called
BEAN BOOZLED ASSORTED..
It Rocks when I give them to friends
It Sucks when I eat them...
Those Jellybeans... It really depends on your luck larh..
You might get lime, or mucus...
You might get mint, or toothpaste...
You might get BUTTERED POPCORN, or ROTTON EGG...
You might get lichorine (how spell?), or SMELL OF SKUNK...
You might get peach, or VOMIT...
dots...
I got ROTTON EGG TWICE, TOOTHPASTE THRICE, MUCUS ONCE and SKUNK I DUN DARE TAKE...
It's REALLY GROSS...
But Fun when seeing other people
FOOLISHLY taking those jellybeans..
DOTS...
lin lao shi now wants to buy from Jerald...
LOL!
she say she want play games...
see who lose then eat one..
DOTS...
lols...

Estella took the skunk one...
And was like, GASPING FOR AIR ( i think )
When she tasted that...
Sylvia took a INCY WINCY bite of the Vomit one...
And gave a soft scream... Then threw it away...
LOL!!!
I tried to trick lin lao shi and Ms Heng...
But both of them nvr take...
Sigh...
Hannah took the toothpaste one...
It's the least horrible de...
But nvm...
Pro one is JIN ZI WEI...
She tried MUCUS, SKUNK, VOMIT, ROTTEN EGG and TOOTHPASTE (i think)
BUT A LOT LA....

LOL...
I left 1 ROTTEN EGG
dunno who to give now... dots

End Here...

2009-06-09T07:08:00.001-07:00

LOLs.. Thanks Auntie Yu Ru...

BUT I dun owe you drink las... ._.

LOLS...
Played Gunz WHOLE morning.
Then go to Tampines Library to meet
Jeff, Xin, Ryan and Eu
for History Proj..
we went there for like onli 30 mins...
and they go play bball liao... SO
pathetic...

Anyways WHILE AT THE LIBRARY
We actually saw CHUA YU RU
with her hair down... lols..
I'll tell you what it look like..
It look like A MOP on her head
after putting a HALF coconut on her head...
WOO@ LOLS...
SHE SCOLDING ME NOW.. FOR WRITING THIS... HEHE!!

2009-06-09T06:38:00.000-07:00

wow.
i am updating in courtesy of ling ngee siang.
._.

okay.
he wants me to post about this challenge he had with me (:
cz he is so lazy to even update his blog ohmygosh.

so,
whoever loses more weight in the hols, will win the bet.
weight measure on first day of term, the celebration of the torch relay or whatever is is thingy.
in school.

winner will treat lose drinks.
number of drinks counted by the number thrown on a 10-sided dice by the winner.
(:

and, he also wants something more inspirational thn mine, so he can remind himself to lose weight or sth i-dno-what.
so im swallowing my own pride okay?

LING NGEE SIANG WILL WIN CHUA YU RU.

wth ._.
im being so freaking nice.
he owes me drinks even if i lose.
(:
which is highly, uh, possible.
wth.
-.-

btw, if you havent figured it out yet,
your dear and un-antie-ish CHUA YU RU here.
(:

2009-05-29T19:17:00.000-07:00

OMG! Long time no post..

Shall talk about Yu Ru's Fringe first!
IT'S STRAIGHT
IT'S A HALF COCONUT
IT'S FUNNY
A SIMPLE word can describe it
~~~~ RETARDED ~~~~

Lol ok Yu Ru..
Dun get pissed off
You said it's retarded too
so I'm an evidence to proof
that your FRINGE is really
RETARDED
OMG! I'M TALKING LIKE
A HISTORIAN..
OH YA BTW MRS WONG FEE MIN IS LEAVING
I wonder
how she can stay in DUNMAN HIGH
for 20+ years...
PURE-PRONESS

Back to retarded fringes..
Whenever I see Yu Ru
I will like
YURU!!!
Then put two hands about eye brow
to imitate the fringe
then she would like get pissed off
Copying from Yu Ru's blog :
What Jerald Ho did was:
and jerald ho's first reaction was like
walk past me, just glance across.
thn stop.
thn walk back.
thn stare at me.
thn laugh his ass off.
and when i asked if he was going for theory,
he was like "do you know your fringe is very distracting?"
...
I laughed like dunno what at that...

Shu Wen and I was like made a plan
Whenever Yu Ru past by,
we will say 1,2,3 then STARE
RIGHT AT HER FRINGE
YES STARE!!
UNTIL SHE PISSED OFF AND
SHOUTS
LING MEE SIAM AND NG SHU SHU
WLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we would laugh our ass off..

In assembly, I would like
YuRu! Then do the hand above
eyebrow that thing...

Or and BTW we locked her out of classroom
for a LONG LONG time
See:
not to mention he locked my out of the classroom for like 20 minutes.
and made me sweat like hell.
and made me bang windows and the door.
and even locked the windows.
while jamie and shiying were happily enjoying the show from fourth flour -.-

Btw is this funny? A conver between
Me, Shu Wen and Yu Ru :
yuru (: is not coconut or half coconut. says (8:34 PM):
*lol -.-
*eh meesiam i didin buy your lolly yet
*my mum didin give me pocket money!
shuwen (: says (8:35 PM):
*go ask from her.
MeeSiam is RACKING his BRAIN ... says (8:35 PM):
*add one more packet
shuwen (: says (8:35 PM):
*must give me some also! (:
MeeSiam is RACKING his BRAIN ... says (8:36 PM):
*give you all the wrappers

lol...

Next Day...
Me and Xin Le reached classroom first
and I brought a CUTE LITTLE snail
from Singpost when I went to
eat Macs..
Yu Ru came 3rd
She came in
and I showed her the snail
IT WAS SO CUTE!!!
But she retardedly ran around
to avoid the snail...
Then she got chased out of the class room again lols...

Michelle being the usually
quite timid girl
She kept holding to the
snail...
She's not even afraid...

Being an old Ah Ma
with Bangs..
Yu Ru see the snail will
run away
sighs... Yu Ru Ah Ma
... Sighs

NOW!!! damn...
GPA RESULT SUCKS
HISTORY SUCKS
LANG ARTS SUCKS
SCIENCE SUCKS!!!!

GPA 3.00 nia...
Feel like dying
Died...

Language Arts --> C
Higher Chinese --> A
General Science --> B
Geography --> A
History --> C
Mathematics --> A+

Sian
Noob Results...

I LOVE DAI DI!!!
THAT'S ALL BYES!!!

Quiz!

2009-05-22T05:50:00.000-07:00

Lols...
A Quiz I got from Yu Fei's Bloggg...
Let's name..

Girls~
1.Khai Qing
2.Sylvia
3.Kimberly
4.Shu Wen
5.Yu Ru
6.Yu Fei
7.Estella
8.Yi Dan
9.Yu Tong
10.Hui Zhong

BOYS~
11.Noel
12.Chak Lam
13.Eugene
14.Jerald
15.Jeffrey
16.Lester
17.Yee Ther
18.Frederick
19.Ryan
20.Xin Le

QUESTIONS

1. Who is your favourite boy out of the group ?
Erm... Difficult choice... Xin Le or Jerald

2. Are you going out with or crushing on anyone on this list ?
NO????

3. Who is/are your best friend(s) ?
JERALD!!! XIN LE!!!

4. Is anyone related to you ?
no...

5. Are any people on this list going out with each other ?
Yea Obvious... Lizard and Cockcroach Snr...

6. If you had to kiss anyone on the list, who would it be ?
Erm... Noel??? Puke... No one...

7. If you had to tell your biggest secret to anyone on this list, who will it be?
Khai Qing and Xin Le.. They can keep secrets very well.. Not like Jerald Ho

8. Who is the funniest person ?
LXL.. Long and Extra Large...
Lian Xin Le la..

9. Who is the most helpful/kind ?
Jerald Ho

PAIRING

1. Would 1 & 15 make a good couple ?
[Khai Qing and Jeffrey] Low possibility..
Khai Qing too quiet Jeffrey more NOISy

2. Would 5 & 18 make a good couple ?
[Yu Ru and Frederick] WHY NOT?
Both vertically challenged.. LOL just joking

3. What would you do if 4 & 19kissed ?
[Shu Wen and Ryan] Erm... videotape them in
action?

4. What would you think if 20 got 8 pregnant ?
[Yi Dan and Xin Le] UNBELIEVABLE! LOL???
Sperm so STRONG??? lol ==

5. Would 16 ever hit on 10 ?
[Lester and Hui Zhong] Impossible.. Lester very
gentlemen de.. Hui Zhong also
very guai one, so won't fight de...

6. If 2 & 12were locked in a closet together, what would they do ?
[Sylvia and Chak Lam] Sylvia kanna pissed
off by Chak Lam's incredible talkativeness..??

7. Would 6 & 17 ever go out ?
[Yee Ther and Yu Fei] Possible..

8. Do 7 & 11 like each other ?
[Noel and Estella] Oh yea..
Estella LOVES LOVES Noel
and Noel LOVES LOVES Estella

9. Would 3 & 13 make a good couple ?
[Kimberly and Eugene] Woo yea..
They make a PERFECT 100% PERFECT
COUPLE!

10. Do you think 8 would ever like 14 ?
[Yi Dan and Jerald] Quite.. Impossible

INDIVIDUALS

1. Does 17 talk a lot ?
[Yee Ther] Talk like gangster like that
DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING... eee...

2. Does 14 think sick ?
[Jerald] Oh god.. The sickest person
I've ever met...

3. If 11 tried to kiss you, what would you do ?
[Noel...] Sumo Wrestling him then let him kiss Estella

4. If 20 hits on you , what would you do ?
[Xin Le] I don't care?? He always hit me one...

5. Would you ever consider 6 your best friend ?
[Yu Fei] yea.. maybe.. She owes me One LOLLIPOP!

6. What don't you like about 17 ?
He talk like gangster damn disgusting
and revolting. Retarded sia... Sounds
so act cool...

7. How did you meet 8 ?
DHS 1C???

8. What song reminds you of 5?
Barney and Friends

9. Do you consider 15 hot ?
Oh Yea.. He's Damn hot...
hao shen cai

10. Has 9 ever done something really wrong to you?
Err not really.. Except owing me 100000000 Lollipops..

A Conversation between Me and Mr Hong!

2009-05-20T05:53:00.001-07:00

Here's a conversation between me and mr hong
Enjoy...

me: Hi Mr Hong!
Can you give me your handphone number?
so I got question can ask you
because my science sucks
hong.chingchong: lol
lol
lol
hi, how r u?
finish dinner alrdy?
ur science doesn't suck
u just need more focus
n u can do it, k?
me: wow
didn't expect you to say 3 lols at once
but I only got a B
it's first time,..
hong.chingchong: it's becos...
me: Then how
hong.chingchong: u talk lah
n not focused
then u also v playful
me: ==
lol...
hong.chingchong: nothing harmful
but definitely affects ur grades
me: oohh...
hong.chingchong: i seldom scold u
becos u r just playful
me: OOOOOH YEA
hong.chingchong: mischievious
me: you got scold Ang Bing Xian?
hong.chingchong: got lah
me: you should scold him often la...
hong.chingchong: he scared of girls
me: He very naughty one
he got motto
hong.chingchong: but sometimes a bit overboard
me: A GAS all girls are scary...
==
hong.chingchong: lol
yeah i know
me: same as primary school
primary school one even longer
but I forgot...
it's more than 7 words
...
hong.chingchong: hahaha....
me: ==
fake laugh...
Sent at 8:43 PM on Wednesday
hong.chingchong: lol, not fake lah
me: it's fake
different substance have different dunno what
related to saturated one
is it?
Sent at 8:46 PM on Wednesday
hong.chingchong: ?????
Sent at 8:47 PM on Wednesday
me: erm
dunno how say
hong.chingchong: nvr mind
when i c u tmr, u ask again
me: like different liquid
can allow different amount of solid to dissolve in it
the amount ALL must be different for different solvent is it?
hong.chingchong: yes.... u r correct
me: WOO HOO!
YAHOOO!
lame
==
hong.chingchong: eg. water can dissolve salt
n so can oil
me: just a moment of high-ness
hong.chingchong: but water dissolve more salt than oil
me: wooo..
MR HONG!
hong.chingchong: yes?
me: I've been asking this from the start of the conver
can I have your hp number?
hong.chingchong: lol, tell u another time ngee ngee
bye n nite
me: ngee ngee????
==
okay????
hong.chingchong: ok
bye
nite
me: nite

Mr Hong sounds cute here
but Ngee Ngee??? omg...

I'm ready! Promotion!

2009-05-20T04:47:00.000-07:00

That title was influenced by
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
LOL...

Today first period

Geog? Normal lesson

Today second period after recess

Language Arts: Test...
Quite hard, preparing to fail lor

Then Science
I feel that I fail
at hiding PENCIL BOXES
I bought a BIG BIG BIG HUMONGOUS
Pencil box
I tried to hide Shi Ying's Pencil box
I hid it in mine
coz mine is big enuff
then she keep giving me funny faces
then I keep laughing
then she'll SNATCH my pencil box
then TAKE HERS out...
Sigh...

Next: HCL
Nothing fun

Maths:
Mr Lim didn't come
and got pop quiz and
supplementary worksheet
nothing fun too..

Sian

Byes...

Slap you Smack you Box you Kick you Pinch you Push you Slam you Punch you

2009-05-19T06:52:00.000-07:00

Woo Hoos..
I dunno I high for what...
I WAS SUPER ENTHU for STOMP!
AND I WAS SUPER EMO FOR STOMP
after that conductor gave me a shaker..
I was like LAME ==
And Eugene was like OMG
THIS IS SO FUN
While he shakes and shakes and shakes and shakes
Chak Lam was giving this look ._.
LAME!
After stomp was recess YAHOOOO!
lol
Then it's COMPUTING...
Actually sometimes I pity the teacher
While he's teaching, we were playing
and you know
he might get SACKED!
coz we aren't listening...
I was playing MINI GOLF PARTY with
Jerald Ho
and I OBVIOUSLY owned him!
in losing of course
ACC was LAMe
THat teacher was...
Call me sit at the back
say what when it's my lesson
you sit at the back
what SHIT!

Yay? Tmr practice INTERCLASS
Here's a Conversation between me and Xin Le:

MeeSiam is Wondering if He's Born To SUFFER ? says:
tmr need bring what you know?
Xιи Lє™ says:
idk
MeeSiam is Wondering if He's Born To SUFFER ? says:
PE t-shirt and shorts la
ALAMAK!!
Xιи Lє says:
for what
MeeSiam is Wondering if He's Born To SUFFER ? says:
WLAO
I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING YOU LEh
you say Wednesday practice for interclass
then now say for what
I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING YOU!
Xιи Lє™ says:
oh ya
lols
MeeSiam is Wondering if He's Born To SUFFER ? says:
wow...
Xιи Le™ says:
..

Xin Le got short-term memory?
lols...
NVM!
Study until DIE, si qiao qiao!!
for LANG ARTS..
FEEL VERY SCARED!
ARGH ARGH!
Byes...

Today was like lol...

2009-05-18T06:47:00.000-07:00

Oh damn..
As usual, chiong hw
but that hw was like due
last month
Yea! SEE HOW PRO I AM!
I CAN DRAG DRAG DRAG FOR 3 WHOLE MONTHS!!!
Bet you can't... Bleh...
Sry... Being lame here
Coz Estella's Emo-ing
What Yu Ru said in her blog:
lin lao shi actually saw me chasing ngeesiang in the classroom.
and she said that we were childish D:
its not my fault D:
he spit water at me.
she has no idea how disgusting it is lo D:
IT WAS TOTALLY FALSE
SO UNTRUE!
Yes I did spit the water out
but IT was on my table!
Yu Ru was like 1m? away from
me lor
Wa I got super spit hor
spit one metre
then if really spit onto you
you should ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
scream until your eardrums BOOMMMM!
So,
in conclusion, what Yu Ru said was totally untrue
and fake.
BTW auntie you owe me two lollies
Yay!

OMG! hua tian shao nian shi WAS SO NICE
Yu Ru like to see his BIG butt
She would like WOW!! OMG WOW! IT'S HUGE!
Oh Ya! before that
lin lao shi went to look at our New Year
Resolution
And Shu Wen wrote grow tall
lin lao shi say so long le also never grow tall
Yi Dan then suddenly say
没长高,还长肥了...
We were like lol?
then LAUGHED!...

Damn History test was hard hard hard
Sylvia was like
ai ya here comes another 3 marks (Fail)...
That's all!...

Garfield???

2009-05-15T19:31:00.000-07:00

Shall talk about yesterday's yesterday...

Nothing was fun fun fun fun fun
until after Science lesson
when Mr Hong let us go early
I gave Poh Kah all my things
so she can help me
but being a nice person
I took my things back and
we decided to take the lift
When the lifts door open,
here comes the funny part
Shi Ying and Green Tea
was going to chiong to Canteen
to buy lunch
Wow fast hor
We go in that time
I PUSHED KICKED PUNCHED
DID PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING
TO GET THOSE TWO FAST ONES
BACK in the lift!
Jasmine dropped her shoebag
while I squeezed her to the corner
and SQUEEZED HER WITH MY BAG!
THE Other one, Shi Ying, was
SHOVED BACK INTO THE LIFT BY
Yu Ru, Shuen Han Yu Fei they all
then in the lift we were like LAUGHING
LAUGHING and LAUGHING!
Then I pressed storey 6
so it will go to storey 6
first then come down all the way to one!

That's about all?
K byes!

Woots! Got Fun Things to SAY!!!

2009-05-13T04:10:00.001-07:00

Today was ok la...
Yay! Mr Lim come back liao!
Then Mr Lim ask if we
got question...
Then that Jerald Ho Jia Hwai
go repeat the questions
then make him so PISSED OFF
maybe not PISSED OFF
but make him laugh
Jerald like so blur
when he make the STUPID face
Which Estella loves!

Then Science
Quite cool!
See red ants no FIRE ants
Walao that women blind one lor
Hold the food with fire ants
then realise it has FIRE ANTS on it
Like Green Tea like that
Drop the lollipop on the floor
pick it up then eat it
then know it dropped
Sigh.. I pity her
Another example.. ESTELLA!
Kanna slapped 499 times then
realised someone's hand was coming towards her face...
Sylvia WORST!
Farted continuously while she walk
and keep thinking it was some
perverts like Estella who
farts while walking
AND SURPRISINGLY! Estella didn't
know that when you shit you will fart..
No wonder her IQ is only 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001... Very pathetic... LOL
Oh Yes! Jerald can't have children anymore
He lost all his sperms to
The Calcium Carbonate...
He was like asking: How does it taste like?
Then he go dip his FINGER into the thing and taste
it
He say no taste one...
Then I ask him go ask Mr Hong what will happen
if you taste Calcium Carbonate
Mr Hong shouted..
YOUR SPERMS WILL ACTUALLY DIE!!!
WE WAS LIKE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
JERALD YOU LOST YOUR SPERMS... ==

Recess...
I walk with Jerald to canteen
I said: Awws Jerald you can't have children
YOU KNOW WHAT HE REPLY?????
He said: Maybe Calcium Carbonate will
Give the sperms POWER instead of KILLING THEM
and they will grow rapidly...
Creating more sperms...
I was like... zzzz
Are you expecting a BIG BIG Test**???!!
Damn Funny la...

Then GAP I was emo-ing

Then History..
Mr Ramu started SPEAKING like MACHINE GUN
aiming at Green Tea of course
and Estella was sleeping...
Then he say what inference
then choose one person
say at least one inference if not
dance BELLYDANCE!
Janelle started first and called someone
after that who I dunno
coz Green Tea's blog says him
and who's that? I dunno
Coz I'm copying everything from Jasmine's Blog!
Yay! Pro Me!
Continue...
then Estella was called then Xin Le was called
then Xin Le called Kimbo
and Kimbo called Yee Ther!
GREEN TEA KIMBO CALLED YEE THER LA NOT ME!!!
Yee Ther was like erm I dunno who to call
AND HE WAS INSPIRED BY ME!
I SAID CHAKKY LAMMY ( CHAK LAM ) and HE
Called CHak Lam...
After Chak Lam answered, he decided to sabo
me since I saboed him...
I was like OMG
What Am I going to ANSWER??!?!?!?!?!
And I forgot what I say coz it was a lousy answer
then I said THE ONE WHO I WANT TO SABO AGAIN!
GREEN TEA: Just
A
Stupid
Monster
In
New Zealand
Eating

Man
And
Kangaroos

This was invented by ME!!!!
ok let's continue
ShiT!
I FORGOT EVERYTHING!... Oh YA!
I GOT A RELIABLE SOURCE
GREEN TEA'S BLOG!
GIVE A SEC.....
Nvm Skip dun feel like copying low quality work
sigh....

After History Was PC
I GOT MY COMPRE BACK!
QUITE HAPPY WITH THE RESULT COZ
I WAS EXPECTING MYSELF TO FAIL...
YAY that I didn't!
END!!! YAY!!!

NOTHING FUN IS HAPPENING THESE FEW DAYS!!!

2009-05-10T07:05:00.000-07:00

Sighs...
I can't go to the Movie Marathon...
Sian...
Feel so SiAN...
And the passage-based question so scary
Can anyone help me with that please???
~Short Post~

Sian LA!

2009-05-05T04:07:00.001-07:00

Sigh!
There's nothing interesting
going on these few days
yea...
YAY! LEVEL CAMP'S COMING!!!
Sigh Jerald's Sick
Sigh My Lang Arts Sucks...
Sigh SIAN!
NOTHING TO WRITE LEH
COZ NOTHING INTERESTING WENT ON
IN OUR CLASS...
SIGH THAT'S SHOULD BE ALL
BYES I KNOW IT'S A LAME POST
byes!

2009-05-03T03:11:00.001-07:00

PARTY PARTY DONE DONE PARTY!

2009-04-30T05:10:00.000-07:00

Damn tired sia
I everyday also damn tired

Went to perform for
speech day

Went for the 1C party!
IT WAS DAMN FUN!
At first when I reach,
there were only Mic, YuRu, and Fei Fei
So we waited and waited then FINALLY!
ESTELLA AND JAS AND OTHERS CAME!
Estella was dragging an icebox
and Jas was holding on to
some chipsters ba
Estella was like leg open like doing ma bu
then ran!
LOLS!
DAMN FUNNY SIA!
THEN JAS GO FIGHT WITH HER OVER THE
ICEBOX... LOLS
Our Main Character Jia Wen came shortly
then we decided to eat PIZZA FIRST
Then play Blow Wind Blow
btw when they were eating,
coz I dun quite like pizza
I dragged the icebox SO FUN!
Then suddenly all SPLASHED OUT!
I WAS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
QUICKLY GO REFILL ( SPENT ABOUT 15MINS)
while the rest of them happily playing

While playing BLOW WIND BLOW
Yu Tong say we need to blow
just blow air after the middle person
say BLOW WIND BLOW
Then I was eating chipster
so I blow then 2 PIECES OF CHIPSTERS
FLEW OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE LAUGHED LIKE SIAO
THEN WHENEVER THE MIDDLEMAN SAY BLOW WIND BLOW,
WE ALL GO SPIT SALIVA AT THAT PERSON
AND ESTELLA
WAS DAMN DISGUSTING
YOU CAN SEE HER SALIVA FLOW OUT!
ON THE FLOOR IS MOSTLY HER
SALIVA!...
THEN WE PLAYED CONCENTRATION
OH YA!
BEFORE THAT WHILE PLAYING BLOW WIND BLOW,
I SPILLED THE WATER AGAIN...
SIAN
GOT TO REFILL AGAIN LOR
so I went to refill
while they continue playing happily!

Yup! Then we played concentration
I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Estella lost first then blah blah blah
sry I forgot all the forfeits
SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY

After that we played Ice and Water
First round, Poh Kah, Sheryl and Yu Ru
catchers
They pwned in 5mins
Next round, Me Estella and Jasmine
catchers
We pwned in 2mins no la about 5 mins too
IT WAS FUN FUN FUN!!!
Then after that got a few went home
left little people
Remember the icebox?
It was filled with water now
Then that Estella chen wo bu zhu yi shi
splash on me
Then I revenged damn lot of times
The last is I fill 1.5litres then pour
all on her! She was like having a shower
then she say: OMG OMG SO COLD!!!
THEN WE LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!
Then we decided to do some videos
One is Bum then started to improve
into Coolest Bum, Sexiest Bum, Hottest Bum...
Go see Si Ying's phone
DAMN FUNNY!
Last we wanted to act 红星大奖
Top rated show: Pregnant mum meets disaster/Dead becomes alive/The three bums
Previews:
.Pregnant mum meets disaster: Estella put balloon in shirt as pregnant then walk walk walk suddenly I come along the burst her balloon then HER CHILD gone...
.Dead becomes alive:Me Estella and Jasmine lie on the tables then suddenly we jump up and say WE ARE THE SUNTAN CLUB!
.The three bums: Just bums receiving prizes but it's DAMN FUNNY!!!!!

EDITTED ( FORCED BY UMBRELLA TO WRITE THIS THING)

Me, Jas and Umbrella went to ECP
as we were the onli ones left in school,
others have gone home!
So we decided to go ECP to RUIN
1D's CLASS OUTING!
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THAT THING!
I saw someone MASTURBATING!!!!!!!!!!!
SRY FOR CORRUPTING MINDS!
I DIDN'T WANT TO
BUT ESTELLA OBVIOUSLY WANTED ME TO...
Estella was damn angry when we walk
back from ECP to catch a taxi
I know why
Coz she missed the action LOL!
SHE WAS ANGRY THAT SHE MISSED THE ACTION!!!!
LOL!

WE WENT HOME!
JIA WEN YOU ROCKS!
WE WILL NOT FORGET YOU!
YOU TOO PLS!

Party Party Waiting Party!

2009-04-29T06:40:00.001-07:00

Today was FUN FUN FUN!

After school,
We pei Jia Wen for the
last time as she's
leaving for
SOTA
Jia Wen Jys!
Then we didn't actually
play anything yet
except GISH!
Then most of them go home le
Left me and Poh Kah
We drew on the board
how each other look
IT WAS RETARDED!!!!
It was like I put
2 eggs in my cheek
each! It was damn
fat! Walao! Still draw
I botak somemore
Then I REVENGE!
Draw the lip damn big
Ah Ma's hair then
those old fashion
flora-printed or whateva
shirt...
Then we decided to go home le
..
...
....
...
..
We were walking down the spiral
stairs then 真巧 we saw
Estella, Xiyu, Jamie, Jasmine
They were going to decorate
the classroom for 30/04/09's party
which is tmr
Jasmine grabbed Poh Kah's bag
and she was like HELP HELP!
Like she was kidnapped like that
Me also the same by Estella
Then when we walk back to class
that time, forgot what happened
then suddenly I used my umbrella-ella-ella-ella
coz Estella was going to spray water
at me! Then I chiong towards
her with my umbrella-ella-ella-ella
then she dunno do what
Then next thing I know was
that my umbrella-ella-ella-ella
BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUPERWOMAN!!! YES MY
UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-ELLA
BROKE!
Nvm
Then we went back to the class
then arranged all the tables
then it looked like a dunno what for
those WWE one
THEN! WE DECIDED WE PLAY SUMO
WRESTLING... ME VS ESTELLA
WE MO FANG THOSE FATTY FATTY
SUMOS THEN WE STARTED TO FIGHT!
ESTELLA GIVE ME ONE SLAP
I GIVE HER ONE KICK
SHE GIVE ME ONE BOX
THEN I GIVE HER ONE HEADBUTT
BUT SHE SLAPPED ME SO I PUSHED
HER THEN SHE ARGH! THEN FELL OUT OF
THE DUNNO WHAT THING
SHE RETURNED AND CLIMBED BACK UP
THEN GIVE ME ONE SLAP AND KICK
THEN PUSHED ME...
I FELL AND ROLLED ON THE FLOOR!
YES ROLLED!
THEN WE STOPPED...
WE PLAYED ALOT OF THINGS TOO
AND I LIKED NO LOVED ONE PART
THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY
THEN i took off my shoes and
slid then Estella tried to kick me
then I grabbed her leg then she
fell RIGHT ON HER BUTT
then she was lying on the floor
saying "My butt! My butt! Omg MY BUTT!"
repeatedly... We laughed like dunno what
Then when she stood up, she still rubbing her
butt saying " my butt..." repeatedly again
WE LAUGHED!
That's about all LOL
Byes!

OMG!!!!

2009-04-28T02:49:00.000-07:00

Today was a happy day
lols essay
nah!

I found out something...
Before I tell you that something

Read what happened first...

After school Me Kimbo and KaChing!
Btw Kaching! is Khai Qing
We went to Singpost Macs
to fill our stomach
Btw when I go to Macs
I always steal fries then
run away taking my fries with me
the SNEAK ATTACK
take another few then run away again
That's what I'll do to steal
FRIES!!!
Khai Qing is always my target
coz she doesn't snatch back
as SHE FEAR MORE OF HER FRIES
WILL DIE!
coz I steal 1 of hers
She will take 1 back
Then I'll take 3 back
Then she take 3 back again
Then I'll snatch a WHOLE HANDFUL!
But dunno why she changed
She sure snatch back from me one
Then coz I'm such a nice
person, i dun snatch back from her
After finishing everything except our drink
Kimberly started drinking like erm
Flat faced person
IT'S DAMN FUNNY LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K then coz Kimbo stole KaChing's lots
of Fries, KaChing decided to revenge
She put chilli sauce on
Kimbo's straw then she SHOUT
I STILL WANT DRINK ONE LEH!
THEN WE STARTED LAUGHING
THEN KIMBO ALSO PUT SOME ON
KACHING'S
Then, I think Kaching didn't see
I think she did, she went to drink her coke
then shouted EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we ask WHAT?
Then She say I go drink the chilli sauce
with my coke..EEE!!!!!
Then again we started to laugh
DAMN LOUD!
THEN WE SLOWLY WALK TO THE
BUS STOP THEN ON THE WAY
COZ IT WAS RAINING
THEN KIMBO TOOK OUT HER
umbrella-ella-ella-ella
It was light blue
Then we suspect
Hmm
It's her idol's eye colour
LOL!

We were at the bus stop near Eunos station
I use my umbrella-ella-ella-ella to poke
Kimbo's stomach ( now comes the thing
I want to say)
She say PAIN LA!
I say why so fat le
then she laugh laugh laugh
then WE SUSPECT!!
SHE'S PREGNANT!
WHO'S BABY IS IT?
WE DON'T KNOW!
LOL...

Then We went back sigh!
So sian that's the end
Byes~~

Tired.. Dying

2009-04-27T07:13:00.000-07:00

ARGH! I'M DAMN TIRED!
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
I JUST REALISED 2 THINGS
MY CONDUCTOR IS FIERCE
AND OUR CME TEACHER
IS VERY EXPRESSIVE.

Damn nothing to say
Oh ya!
GISH rocks!
It looks like Jasmine too
Jasmine if you are wondering
how a Gish
looks like,
Go to the mirror and look at it
You will see GISH
Understand?
Bet you don't
Ok I'll make myself clearer
Jasmine Mak! Look at yourself
in the mirror..
See yourself right?
That's GISH too...
I DUN OWE ANYONE LOLLIES ANYMORE I SAY
and CHUA KHAI QING
STOP TRYING TO STEAL LOLLIES
FROM ME
YOU LOST YOURS IS YOUR BUSINESS
NOT MINE!
SO STOP STEALING LOLLIES FROM
ME!! YOU WANT
YOU GO STEAL FROM JASMINE
THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY
WAIT!!!!
BTW THAT CHINESE TEST WAS hard...

k Byes Byes

2009-04-24T16:59:00.000-07:00

My first post seh...
So 紧张 lols...

Btw Before that, JASMINE MAK I DON'T OWE
YOU ANY LOLLIES K? DON'T 乱讲话 HOR!

Okays.. MUST blog about picking rubbish day
Guess who's the best at picking rubbish:
Obviously it's me! I even found a piece of metal..
All others found were wrappers which was caused by Green Tea
Eat one lolly throw on the floor
Not like me, SO CIVILISED!
Then I 怀疑 Estella 做了见不得人的事!
Cause she was like ARGH!!! Whenever we
say argh Estella! omg Estella! There's a Snake Estella!!!
lols right? If you say no, I also don't care...
Maybe Estella 搞外遇 I don't know la!
No wonder she wants to divorce...

Found a dead bird too btw
All of them was screaming like HELL
When I picked the dead bird up
Estella was like RUNNING HERE AND THERE SCREAMING
AS IF SHE WAS GOING TO DIE LIKE THAT..
THEN KIMBERLY WAS RUNNING AND LAUGHING AND
RUNNING AND LAUGHING AND HUGGED OR GRABBED
GREEN TEA TO PROTECT HER OR WHAT..
If she didn't realise, Green Tea was like squeezed by her
and couldn't run away...
Finally I dunno how, ALL YES ALL INCLUDING YI DAN'S GROUP
WAS RUNNING AND RUNNING ALL AWAY FROM THE
INNOCENT AND HOLY ME...
I WAS LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING
LIKE DUNNO WHAT
THEN I DECIDED TO CHASE THOUGH I PUT THE DEAD BIRD DOWN
OH YA! BTW BEFORE THEY RAN AWAY, WE WERE
SORRY AND WE BOWED THREE TIMES TO THE BIRD..
Then THEY RAN! And I chase! Cause I don't want to be
Left Alone here.. Even though I didn't know there was
A CURSE TREE nearby...
All of them Like RAN FOR their lives...
Then I was catching up with Kim that time,
She CHIONGED!!!
So I changed my target to Green Tea..
And I 'kiap' her hands with the tongs
She took 1 secs to realise that and she
ARGH!!!! MEESIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I ran away! Then I passed by Estella who ran like crazy to get
away from me and my tongs and said 'HI!'
The moment she heard that and turned her head, SHE SCREAMED!!
Then I laughed again like dunno what then ran back to 林老师.

林老师 talk a lot of things then blah blah blah

Then a few people stayed back to play.. We got permission de hor
Green Tea, Estella, Kimbo, Frederick, Jerald, Angela, Zi Wei, Yu Tong, Yu Fei, Yu Ru, Janelle got? Nvm should be these few plus ME!! The CIVILISED AND SMART ONE!
We decided to play Ice and Water first..
Estella, Jerald, Zi Wei and Me were the Catchers
For our Speed, We pwned them in a few minutes
See how pro we are..
Then We thought that game was lame so We
played Truth or Dare

Kimbo started first, she chose DARE!
Her dare: Dance!
First action: Put hand behind head then shake your butt and dance
Second action: Do the Egyptian dance the dunno what la
LAST ACTION: (You reserved the best for the last) Put hand behind head
the other hand on waist the do woo la la three times damn fast de

Then followed by Estella
Her dare: Pole dancing
Action: Go to the pole then hug it then put leg to hook it (dunno how to describe la!)
Then Finally kiss it! (easy peasy, I did all demostration including Kimbo's and while
I was walking back to my seat, Estella did her dare, And I didn't see it... Evil Auntie)

Then Green Tea
Her dare: Do Kimbo's Last Action from one end to the other CONTINUOUSLY!
and She laughed while doing, so she got to redo once again! Lols

Then Yu Tong
Jerald go say must have one truth after 3 dare so she had to do truth!
Question: Who do you think is the shuaiest person in our class?
Answer: Dun tell you >.<>END

Then it was Yu Ru's turn
Her dare: Dance!
Action: Chicken dance shake butt that part while saying I love DHS two times
do pointing actions while saying DHS ROCKS DHS ROCKS two times
Then say I LOVE DHS WITH SHAKE BUTT!

It was supposed to be Yu Fei's turn, but Angela and Zi Wei
was going so we let them do their dares first

Zi Wei's dare
Action: Do catwalk while shaking her butt and everytime she shakes
her butt, she has to spell Frederick's FULL name! then at
last must say FREDERICK I LOVE YOU!

Angela's dare
Action go chase a pigeon and SHOUT BABY COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!

Then they went back... We didn't to too as there are little peeps
left..

Yu Tong, Yu Fei, Kimbo and Me went to the canteen and ate
food to refill our empty stomach...

END

2009-04-24T03:41:00.000-07:00

WHOO~ this is fun.
MeeSiam now owes me 10000001 lollipops.
For creating this blog.
You all be my witnesses.
ThankYouVeryMuch.
Bye. Jasmine here.

Lollipop Freak here~~ Surrender 5 Lollies to enter~~